Granted, but I'm the one to corrupt your wish anyway, and your dragon has serious issues and constantly breathes fire at you. I wish for more ice cream.
Granted, but you're stuck in an airplane that's about to run out of fuel, is almost outside of the atmosphere, and there are no parachutes around. (It's a real elephant and it's blue... a real blue elephant. If the wish was an elephant with naturally blue skin, then...)
Speaking of which, I wish I had an elephant with naturally blue skin.