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Granted. Nice job burning yourself.

I wish to win.

Granted but now your life is meaningless and boring.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

Granted, but the incorruptible wish is to die, so you do.

I wish to be able to hack mainframes untraced.

Granted but now you get viruses out the wazoo so your computer crashes. Unfortunately you spent your life on the computer and you have no money for another one.

I wish for gold!

Granted, but it's fool's gold.

I wish for a flying coconut!

Granted but it gets taken away by a swallow (Monty Python and The Holy Grail Reference).

I wish for my friend to give my Monty Python and The Holy Grail DVD back.

granted buts its scratched

i wish for the next wish to be corrupted

Granted but It will cause a PARADOX!

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Not granted.

I wish for air.

Granted, but the air is so thin that you die. :O

I wish for a pizza, stuffed inside a turkey, and the whole thing deep fried and dipped in chocolate! [Anyone get the reference there? ]

granted you have a heart attack and die

i wish this storm would go away so i can play Exit Path.

Granted, but you laaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggg.

I wish to get a Gold King rank.
(@snowguy13
Yes I did.
)

Granted, but now your purpose on Armor Games becomes void and you quit realizing how much time you spent getting Gold King. At this you move on to trying to rebuild your life from the ashes that you caused spending so much time on AG and now your life is hard unnecessary so you go and kill yourself.

I wish for 5 React gum.

Granted, but it is rock hard.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted, except you are already allowed infinite!

I wish for it not to be hot tomorrow when I have to march in the parade for band!

(@EmperorPalpatine: Yes! Yaay! )