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Granted, but logic decides you should kill your self, which you do.



I wish my wish would be corrupted.

You become to smart and god kills you.

I wish I was a cat.

granted but you choke and a hair ball and die.

i wish justin bieber never existed

granted, but somebody EVEN WORSE exists instead.

i wish washington was not so lame.

granted but he has a son whos even lamer

Granted, but not so since you presented no wish. :/

I wish that the Iowa corn would be ready to harvest and EAT!

Granted, but someone poisoned it.

I wish I had X-Ray vision goggles I could take off.

granted but the goggles give you cancer.

i wish 1,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.

Granted, but this causes a huge inflation for your country, so you're serving a life sentence in Federal Prison.

I wish this wish was impossible to grant. Muahahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahaha! Tee Hee!

not granted, but its corrupted so i can grant it.

i wish i made an popular rpg.

Granted, but you decide to make a sequel and it's terrible and everyone who loved the first one lost all respect they had for it.

I wish for a nice bass guitar.

You got a smallmouth bass and a ukelele (we were out of guitars).

i wish for a 100x100 rubix cube!

granted but you spend so much time trying to solve it that your brain says "screw this im leaving" & now you are a brainless corpse

i wish for my own computer

Granted but you can't solve it

I wish I could light myself on fire