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Granted, except that ignores the rules of the thread. So, not granted, I guess. :P

I wish for some fresh, tasty corn.

Granted, but you drop it in some manure.

I wish to sleep for exactly 8 hours tonight.

Granted, but you awake to your kitchen ablaze.

I wish my earphones blocked out literally all sound like the little package suggests.

Granted, they also cause permanent deafness.

I wish for a cake.

Granted, but the middle is filled with maggots.

I wish I had a pet wolf.

Granted, but it kills you and your family.

I wish to get over 120 in bowling today.

Granted, but you drop the bowling ball on your foot while jumping for joy of your score.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffed up like crazy right now.

Granted, but it starts bleeding like crazy
I wish i could beat Learn to fly 2

Granted, but your computer catches on fire during the ending.

I wish that I can control lightning. I can become Blue Bolt, super hero! *echoes*

Granted, but you turn into a skeleton trying to hold the lightning bolts.

I wish that i could move objects with my mind.

Granted, but you are only able to move parts of your body.

I wish for ten thousand gold pieces.

Granted but they land on you crushing you! you never said how big they were ^_^

I wish that no one elses wishes could get corrupted and that this wish couldnt get corrupted either!

Grante- *power gets turned off, corrupting granting of the wish*

I wish for a glass that will keep any liquid inside it ice cold without ice.

Granted its made of liquid nitrogen and freezes you solid

I wish for the exact same thing as before and that it cant be corrupted no matter what!

Granted, but God hereby now smites you for ruining this game.

I wish for some jelly beans to throw at Eclipse.