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Granted, but like a geni none of them turn out as you want.

I wish i had a cupcake.

granted, but when you try to eat it, you get a cupcake in your face.

i wish for an uncorrupt wish

[Meh... figures. The first time I forget my wish is the first time a moderator responds to my post. xD ]

Granted, except this thread is ruined and your life loses its excitement...

I wish for it to RAIN! It's too dry and hot!

Granted, but you must first perform the rain dance. Which just happens to be the macarena.

I wish for a piece of paper.

Granted,but then the heat from the sun ignites the paper!

I wish I had some water to put out the fire

Granted, but the fire makes you hot and you drink the water.

I wish a fireman was here to put the fire out.

Granted, but he dies of a heart attack shortly after putting it out.

I wish for an AED to revive him.

[I think we should turn this game into something like the Unfortunately/Fortunately game where the posts are related instead of random.]

Granted but it explodes in your face.

I wish for the next poster to not corrupt my wish.

Granted, except that would undermine the foundations of the game. Therefore I cannot grant your wish. So, not granted. :P

I wish for a waterpark...in my backyard!!!

Granted. But a heat wave drys the water.

I wish I had 100 dollars.

Granted, except you lose it in a bet. :P

I wish for the heat to DIE!

Granted, except the ice age part is actually proven to coming. In about 100000 years.

I wish for something good for breakfast. Yes, I still haven't had it.

Granted, just watch/listen to this

I wish I could find a legal free download for that song.

Granted, except the download is corrupted (just like this wish). :P

I wish for a random blizzard.

Granted, but you freeze to death instantly like the guy at the end of this.

I wish that the AMW thread had exceded 100000 posts.