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Granted, but every single website that had ads go bankrupt and disappear.

I wish for nothing.

Wish granted, you live in a world of absolutely nothing, as the days pass, you duelve deeper and deeper into madness as there is absolutely nothing until one day you strangle yourself to death.

I wish to be able to think of something to wish for.

you wish for world destruction, and we all die.

i wish for a nice fluffy cat.

Wish granted, a nice roasted cat covered in nice fluffy cream appears right in front of you.

I wish for the person who posts below me to meet a angry chuck norris.

angry chuck norris is angry at you, and he kills you dead.

i wish for more roasted cat. *nom nom*

Wish granted. You drown in a mountain of roasted cat.

I wish for people to not be so clueless in some things (like the purpose of ads)

wish granted, now everybody talks about random aspects of it all day long

i wiish for whipped cream

Wish granted, you are whipped in the face with a whip covered in cream.

oops, forgot the wish, I wish for deep fried storm walker ice cream with a cherry on top.

Granted, but the cherry is actually a bomb, and explodes in your mouth, leaving the remains of your head splattered across the room.

Splattered, that's a fun word.

I wish for the Google Chrome ad to stop showing up when I am actually using Google Chrome to go on AG.

Granted but now internet explorer and Mozilla Firefox start showing up instead

It is right?

I wish this thread never existed and no one will ever make another one of these and others like it will be locked

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I wish the next person loses the game.

granted but i have 3 continues left
i wish for a nacho volcano that spits out every trpe of cheese at once

granted, i grant your wish and annoy you.
i wish for tom0000009 (or whatever his name was) flavored icecream with no cherry on top

Granted but your ice cream proves to suck without the awesomeness of cherries to make it awesome.

I wish for the corruption of this wish to be the most twisted, insane, gruesome, crazy, violent thing you can come up with.