the terrible corrupution malfunctions and you get a placid cat...WITH A SECRET NINJA IDENTITY (if you wanted me to put the real crazy thing, i'd be typing here for a couple hours)
you get eated by your best friend, who then drags you inside a computer and you explore the marvelous world of ion blaster frogs who breath tarzan fruit and feed on the lost souls of freegershnap
Once you climb down inside the pit, there appears to be a door in the wall that seems to lead on into a cavern. Inside that cavern, you stumble across what appears to be 6 of the most beautiful women you have ever seen. They are all dancing seductively and swaying towards you. You gasp at your unbelievable luck, unable to comprehend. Gingerly, you slowly reach out your hand towards them, as if they would disappear if you moved too fast. Then, just as your hand is in mid-air, you notice a slight bulge inside their g-strings. You gasp in horror and slowly back away as your dreams shatter, and all six of the women rapidly grow beards and "Mom" tattoos right before your eyes. Falling backwards in your scramble to get away, they converge upon your helpless body as vultures attracted to carrion. Soon, there is nothing left but bones. Even your clothes have been taken to cover the indecent bikers who ate you so they can once again reclaim the real world as their own. And that's why you shouldn't wish for a bottomless pit.
I wish for the power to freeze time. That. Would. Be. AWESOME!
