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There is no wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to instantly vanish off the meme chart.

Granted, it vanishes and reappears above you.

I wish that Nyan Cat would attack Tom.

Granted, but his zeros will choke Nyan Cat!

I wish that Nyan Cat would eat Darkfire45 the way that no one could corrupt it!

Granted, but it gives Nyan Cat indigestion and then later diarrhea.

I wish for Nyan Cat to have some Pepto Bismol.

Granted, but instead of element Bismuth it has Cesium!

I wish for Nyan Cat to know a bit about Mendeleev's periodic table!

Granted, now it has mastered the elements!

I wish for Nuan Cat to become Meow Cat.

Granted but 100000000000 people die everytime it says MEOW (you're next :P)

I wish for my Wish of being the WORLD PRESIDENT FOREVER not to be corrupted.

You get all of the world's financial problems and the Muslim extremist problem, and your term in office becomes one massive suck story, which gets you tossed from this site because suck stories are not allowed.

I wish for total and absolute incorruptibleness in wishes.

Alas the next wish negates yours, and it cannot be corrupted so it has to work.

I wish for a big hat.

Granted, it is so big that it covers your whole body and renders you unable to breathe. Did I mention that the hat also had mercury on it?

I wish for a normal sized hat.

Granted, it brainwashes whoever wears it.

I wish for JAWS

Granted, they bite you and cut you to pieces then eat you!

I wish for a set of black PVC gloves, tie, belt and boots!

Granted, they are not the fit for you.

I wish for My own medieval messenger.

Granted,but he gets stuck in exitpath puzzles

I wish to get an early copy of Assassins Creed Revelations TODAY.

Granted, but you got the early, early, early version, and you only get a sprite of the main character. You also paid full price.

I wish for a pony.