Granted. Hey look up there in the sky, its a incorruptible fail-safe that holds a wish inside of it. (watches safe fall on to Darkfire45) Um, I open up the safe and claim the wish in it for myself.
Granted, but when they look at you they will Laugh Their F... A... Off!
I wish there were some very very small and useless pink things in a green liquid in a big bottle in a room in a house in a dark forsaken village in a forest that I don't know where it's located! (corrupt it perefectly if you can!)