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Granted, unfortunately, the thread gets locked down because of the lack of imagination, thus leading to no one being able to wish appropriately

I wish college would end already

Granted, but you learned nothing and now can't get a job anywhere.

I wish that chapped lips never existed.

Granted, everyone in the world loses their lips (ikr)

I wish I made more sense these days waffle cheesecake

Granted, but now no one makes sense to you.
I wish I could get rid of this fly buzzing around in my house.

Granted, you swallow it and suffocate

I wish i was a whale



._.

Granted, but you get beached and die.
I wish I was a cloud.

Granted, you slowly disappear after a while.

I wish for a huge gun that shoots paintballs.

Granted. (watches you get crushed by a HUGE gun that shoots paint balls)

I wish for

Granted. You get nothing. Absolutely nothing. But at the price of some confusion of other people...

I wish for a cotton ball

Granted but inside that cotton ball there's "a hand grenade that
never stops exploding!"

I wish to be good!

Granted, but you're only good for a short time, after that, you become worse.

I wish Waldorf was good for eternity.

Waldorf swallowed you.

I wish for this thread to be locked!

Granted, the thread you are holding has now been attacked to a lock.

I wish for (censored)

Your wish was interrupted.

I wish for some to say something on my messenger

Ungranted.

I also wish for [censored]
But it is censored for another reason.