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People it granted strangely use sense making none waffles

Wish for a wish

Granted, but since I read your wish wrong at first, you get a melted slushie.

I wish to be lost in space forever.

Granted, you die from lack of gravity

I wish for me to be poor

Granted, you get hit by a comet and carried to the sun where you burn into a crisp.

I wish someone naked would appear at Tutelman's house!

Granted, you go there and tutelman gets a boner and does... bad stuff

I wish you failed less when replying Garriss

I wish someone naked would appear at Tutelman's house!

Granted, you go there and tutelman gets a boner and does... bad stuff

Granted, unfortunately, the thread gets locked down because of the lack of imagination, thus leading to no one being able to wish appropriately

I wish college would end already

Granted, but you learned nothing and now can't get a job anywhere.

I wish that chapped lips never existed.

Granted, everyone in the world loses their lips (ikr)

I wish I made more sense these days waffle cheesecake

Granted, but now no one makes sense to you.
I wish I could get rid of this fly buzzing around in my house.

Granted, you swallow it and suffocate

I wish i was a whale



._.

Granted, but you get beached and die.
I wish I was a cloud.

Granted, you slowly disappear after a while.

I wish for a huge gun that shoots paintballs.

Granted. (watches you get crushed by a HUGE gun that shoots paint balls)

I wish for

Granted. You get nothing. Absolutely nothing. But at the price of some confusion of other people...

I wish for a cotton ball