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(At least i'm secure enough in my masculinity and heterosexuality that I don't feel threatened or embarassed wearing women's hair gel. *Apply.*)

Granted, but at the cost of your soul. Hint: Chain gun and sticky grenades. *Reaps*

I wish for reality to be stabalized in This forum game

granted. however, it seems that the wish only works in an alternate universe and not the universe we're in.

i wish for a timeline chart showing all possible timelines.

Granted, there are so many possibilities that your mind explodes.

I wish for an elephant to rampage through the town of the person below.

unfortunately it fell in a sink hole cause this is Florida

i wish i had too much money(too much money is when no matter how hard you try you cant spend it all from stuff like size of withdraw allowed)

Granted, you are crushed in a pile of money and die.

I wish for

unfortunatly this world is full of corruption to the point where all hapyness is drained out of your soul and you are left with


i wish to have an implant in my brain that gives me everything i will ever have to know so i don't have to go to school. who's with me.

Granted, but the NSA installed a semi-trojan program on it and take your control and makes you a killing machine!

I wish I could end my life!

Granted, here is a knife, now, you can end it if you want to or go on and live your dreams, your choice. (watches as you chicken out and run away)

I wish for SPARTA!!!

SPARTA kills you

I wish for a new computer

Granted. (throws a new computer at you and laughs as it crushes you)

I wish for deep fried wafflez.

wish granted. to bad the recipe calls for your blood.

i wish i wish i had a clue at how to use Harmony...

unfortunatly the bater would burst into flames along with the oil eaven completely submerged and would be better as charchoal

i wish to be a great artist

Granted, you end up drawing inappropriate things eventually and one day get caught by the love of your life.

I wish for the most random thing ever to happen to the person who posts below the person below me.

I wish for the most random thing ever to happen to the person who posts below the person below me.

Granted, the video games you program become ROUGE A.I.'s and absorb you into their system, then conquer cheyenne mountain...and the world...Oh crap what have you done? D:

I wish for /b/ to be more open.