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Granted, I throw one at you and watch as it gets lodged in your throat.

I wish for a can of something

Granted, the can is full of nothing

I wish for a million corrupted wishes

Granted, but the wishes have so much corruption reality is mindf*cked, causing you to turn into a cucumber.

I wish for hair gel.

Granted, but it's Nair and you find out too late. (you never specified what TYPE of hair gel.)


I wish for The Tigers to win the world series.

granted. however, they get banned for being well... tigers. ya know, the animal.

I wish for a fish!

Granted (throws a dead fish at sonic) here you go.

I wish for the ability to finish the alien campaign in Raze 2, Im stuck on level 14 D:

(At least i'm secure enough in my masculinity and heterosexuality that I don't feel threatened or embarassed wearing women's hair gel. *Apply.*)

Granted, but at the cost of your soul. Hint: Chain gun and sticky grenades. *Reaps*

I wish for reality to be stabalized in This forum game

granted. however, it seems that the wish only works in an alternate universe and not the universe we're in.

i wish for a timeline chart showing all possible timelines.

Granted, there are so many possibilities that your mind explodes.

I wish for an elephant to rampage through the town of the person below.

unfortunately it fell in a sink hole cause this is Florida

i wish i had too much money(too much money is when no matter how hard you try you cant spend it all from stuff like size of withdraw allowed)

Granted, you are crushed in a pile of money and die.

I wish for

unfortunatly this world is full of corruption to the point where all hapyness is drained out of your soul and you are left with


i wish to have an implant in my brain that gives me everything i will ever have to know so i don't have to go to school. who's with me.

Granted, but the NSA installed a semi-trojan program on it and take your control and makes you a killing machine!

I wish I could end my life!

Granted, here is a knife, now, you can end it if you want to or go on and live your dreams, your choice. (watches as you chicken out and run away)

I wish for SPARTA!!!

SPARTA kills you

I wish for a new computer