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Granted but your apple will eat you alive

I wish I had Starbucks GC's

granted, but they change their name to Starcash and you cant use it

i wish i had yoda as my best friend and he taught me the force

Granted, but he's a fake yoda and he will teach you how to become fatty!

I wish for a fancy fire agate ring!

granted but it combusts to dust.

i wish i have the power to go in the www (like freakazoid).

Granted, but you get lost on your way home when you decide to leave.

I wish alternative bands didn't have such catchy songs.

Granted, now everyone else has catchy songs now.

I wish for the person who posts below me to get buried in a pile of 1234 turtelmans.

granted, but i bury YOU in 1234 turtlemans

i wish for a nicer sister XD

Granted, but she decides to kick you out of your home, nicely.

I wish that school would end already.

Granted, but the teachers hunt you down for having bad grades.

I wish for my own jet.

Granted, you get involved in a plane crash which took the lives of many people, including you.

I wish that I could make paper planes.

Granted, but they become B52 and bombard you, then we'll have Grilled Darkfire! mmmm yummy yummy! >

I wish for a double Grilled Darkfire sandwich with onions and hot garlic sauce!

Granted but you choke on the Darkfire and the bill is too high for you to pay.

Sorry I forgot my wish.

I wish for Chuck Norris to be my big brother.

granted,but he goes blind and eats your dog.

i wish for a tame panda

Granted, but you get so tired of it eating bamboo that your brain explodes.

I wish for another planet for me to live on.