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Granted, but the planet gets hit by a meteor and you die

I wish for a flaming sword.

Granted, but it incinerates anything it touches unless you've got super Ice Gloves...and you didn't wish for those so now you're a pile of ash.

I wish for my friend to not be sick anymore.

granted his current health status is now the health standard

i wish i wasn't sick

Granted, you fall unconcious and never waky up from it.

I wish that any wounds I receive heals automatically without leaving any scars.

granted scars are gone but your bleeding

i wish for a UNICORN ON FIRE

Granted but everytime you heal a wound you go in a coma for a year and you can't keep yourself from healing.

I wish for an infinte amount of candy.

The candy is actually pee-mints.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNKmGs0zwBk

I wish I had an Olan Rogers T-Shirt!

Granted but the unicorn goes into the meadow and causes a forest fire which you don't escape.

I wish for a sword that can cause no harm to it's owner and I'm it's permanent owner.

granted you go berserk kill everyone and destroy all food and you die of hunger.


i wish for a flying blue gorilla named goob goob

Granted but you're flying on it one day and it crashes.

I wish for world peace, if that's ever possible.

granted hippes take over the world and all the coloured shirts make you blind and you fall in a pit

i wish for some breakfest

Breakfest is made an official holiday, but during the festivities you are trampled by drunk break-dancers.

I wish for a cocoa production farm.

granted cocoa production farm is made but not for you

i wish for some pants...

You get pants... but from the knees up it turns transparent. All your underwear is stolen by undergarment-hoarding dwarfs.

I wish for a private limousine.

Granted, but the gangsters steal your car.

I wish for my own jet that never crashes or blows up.