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granted your computer goes to fast and explodes

i wish for some more jerky

Granted but you choke on it.

I wish for a slice of chocolate cake.

Granted, but you find out you are allergic to chocolate cake after eating it.

I wish for my own Xbox.

granted i dont know how to corupt this

i wish that ponies wouldnt crap on me

Granted, but now all they do is fart on you. ALL TEH TIME.

I wish that I was born in 1972

Granted, you get so tired of listening to records and being "groovy" that you go crazy and jump off a cliff.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

Granted, but they explode everytime you take a step and you can't take them off and they never get destroyed.

I wish that i was popular.

Granted, but you get so surrounded by people who want to be your friends that you suffocate.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

Granted, but it's from Starbucks and they put poison in it.

I wish i was invincible.

Granted, but everyone around you dies and you become a loner and push away everyone you meet. (Didn't see that coming, did you?)

I wish for a iPhone.

Granted but it can't download ANYTHING or call ANYONE. The only thing you can do is turn it on and off. Fun.

I wish for a factory that made chocolate bars.

Granted, but your mom bans you from getting anything from it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but while your flying a plane flies into you and you fall into the engine.

I wish for me to be a mod on Armorgames

Granted, but when you're doing your modding job, they fire you for being wrong at everything.

I wish for my own lie detector.

Granted but then you get on the other mods' nerves and they kick you off forever.

I wish that boom boxes are still cool xD