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Granted, you have over 9000 cow pies and you die from the stench.

I wish I could watch Malcolm in the Middle and eat ice cream.

Granted, but all then dancing is branded illegal.

I wish for some Pepsi.

Granted, someone beats you.

I wish for something.

Granted, you jump in a volcano.


I wish for all fire to become lava.

granted, sadly your house burned and now your bathing in lava.

i wish i can do everything!

Granted, you ARE everything.

I wish for it.

granted, however, i am so big that i crush you.

i wish i have the power to shape shift.

granted, you can't control it, get turned into an atom, and get stuck.

i wish my feet smelled like.......(hmmm).....roses...lets see how strange this turns out....

Granted, Your feet are now roses.

I wish to see how strange this turns out.

Granted, but you die first and see the strangeness from the afterlife.
I wish I had more cream soda.

Granted, a 5-year old steals it.

I wish to be a silver squire.

Granted, but 500 years from now as a glitch.
I wish I had more popcorn.

Granted, it's stale.

I wish to be in Medieval Times.

Granted, it is me. Not.

I wish for a girlfriend.

granted she is only a friend

i wish to own google the web searcher and i dont die