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granted. you get monopoly moneh...

i wish i wasn't so paranoid.

Granted, but an assassin kills you in your sleep because you finally stopped sleeping lightly.

I wish I had a banhammer, or even better some ban-magicks.

Granted! You lift the hammer but its too heavy and falls on you and bans your profile.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.

The basis of the game is that you have to corrupt their wish, so I do not have to abide by the rules of the wish, but I will. Your new uncorruptable wish explodes, making you fall over and hit your head on a big rock. A big, sharp rock.

I wish I had some better friends.

granted. but your old friends become jealous, murder your new ones, then frame you.

i wish i lived in australia.

You pack up your stuff to move to Australia, but as you are on the plane and remember that you forgot Passport. Australia then doesn't let you live there and makes you go back. You swim back and then you realize you had your passport. You then go back to Aus and they let you live there. But when you're unpacking your stuff a Kangaroo comes up and kicks you in the face real hard and u get knocked unconcios.

I wish I had baking soda and vinegar.

you turn out to have stolen those ingredients from a federal agency and are arrested and sentenced to life.

i wish for a pet manta ray. again.

the manta ray stings you in the chest. you pull it out quickly and then die and join steve irwin.

I wish I could fly

you don't notice a plane flying at you and you crash into it you and the people are injured badly

I wish for a game that you can do what you want in the world.

pauler, manta rays don't have stings. stingrays do, so i succeed in getting my wish granted!!

granted. while pulling the game out of the console, the disc cuts your finger off and you bleed to death.


i wish that i was more successful.

Um you aren't because you realize anything can be called manta rays which means you die of a warhead that you had.

I wish for cleaner air

Very well. There is now less oxygen in the air.

I wish for some purple food colouring.

You didn't notice that it was blue coloring because they look so similar.

I wish for a wish that would make the world better but the wish can not be corrupted

well, since that is the point of the game, your wish is ignored. ha.

i wish for waffles. LOTS of waffles. with syrup.

Granted! You got so much waffles your buried in them!!! Plus the syrup hardens so fast you are now a syrup statue!

I wish i had something