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Granted, you spend every waking hour making sure they are properly cared for here on AG and don't have any time for anythiing else.
I wish to turn into firetail_madness.

firetail_madness takes over again, and you disappear from reality.

I wish that I had a cheesecake.

Granted, then i ate it.

I wish that i had magical powers so that i could take a pee from where i was sitting and make it land in the toilet.

For that, you need a lot of peeing power, and we all know that your you-know-who is too weak.

I wish I had a weapons license.

The NRA reviewed your case, and allowed you to use a gun liscence, as long as it was considered a "lady's pistol"

I wish my extremely fierce afterschool headaches wouldn't happen to me.

Granted, then you forgot to take your pill.

I wish the world had no pain.

In order for the universe to allow that, all of the pain in the universe was transferred into you. you suffer the next eternity crying like a prepubescant schoolgirl.

I wish I didn't have to do precal homework.

Granted, then school was invented mate.

I wish that Blade would do this properly and say Granted/Not Granted before his post.

Granted, but in order for the universe to allow the wish, it had to ban you from the thread.

I wish more people would go onto the Yggrasil thread.

A blade runs you over.

I wish for someone to corrupt my wish.

Granted, but all your wishes r belong to me.
I wish that Invalid would change his armatar back.

Granted, that very action wiped all of your account's data to the point where it no longer exists.

Ummmm,Granted?

I wish Darkfire45 had done a wish.

(I forgot a wish? **** it!)

Granted, but every wish that you make will no longer appear.

I wish for an actual Gunblade

Granted, then it turns evil and kills you.

I wish that Darkfire45's comment wasn't true.