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too bad, you get nyan cat anyway.

I wish I had some herbal tea right now.

I bought them all.

I wish I did not have a million dollars.

Granted, then you were given another million dollars, but in the African country (forgot it's name - beggins with T) dollars. This is worth no where near as much as the U.S Dollar.

I wish not to have 1 million Pounds.

granted, you get 1 million toy-Pounds.

i wish for my own awesome universe!

Granted, SUPA NUKE!!!. It dissapears. But wait! There is one planet left! Blackhole. Bye Bye.

I wish for this awesome music that i am listening to on a game called Spin Climb Green will get even awesomer.

Granted, but me, as an enigmatic alien, restores the music and reverses it. "Gone."

I wish that I wasn't bad.

Granted, then you magically turn bad again.

I wish i wasn't so mean to poor, innocent users. :P

Granted, you spend every waking hour making sure they are properly cared for here on AG and don't have any time for anythiing else.
I wish to turn into firetail_madness.

firetail_madness takes over again, and you disappear from reality.

I wish that I had a cheesecake.

Granted, then i ate it.

I wish that i had magical powers so that i could take a pee from where i was sitting and make it land in the toilet.

For that, you need a lot of peeing power, and we all know that your you-know-who is too weak.

I wish I had a weapons license.

The NRA reviewed your case, and allowed you to use a gun liscence, as long as it was considered a "lady's pistol"

I wish my extremely fierce afterschool headaches wouldn't happen to me.

Granted, then you forgot to take your pill.

I wish the world had no pain.

In order for the universe to allow that, all of the pain in the universe was transferred into you. you suffer the next eternity crying like a prepubescant schoolgirl.

I wish I didn't have to do precal homework.

Granted, then school was invented mate.

I wish that Blade would do this properly and say Granted/Not Granted before his post.