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It worked, I got free dinner.

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, but now you wish to die after watching people and civilisation die again and again but you can't.

I wish for a wish that doesn't wish for anything.

Granted. Your wish doesn't wish for anything. This angers the spirits of wishing, who smite you down.

I wish for a castle on a hill.

You get a hill on a castle

I wish for a perry kid

Sure, he steals your face, then runs away.

I wish I hadn't stabbed my eyes.

Granted but I stab them.

I wish you would have wished for a wish.

Granted. You keep rhyming till it becomes annoying and everyone ditches you

I wish people were't so busy with their lives

Sure, they don't stop bugging you.

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted, you end up in a hospital because instead of the sled breaking your fall, you broke your sled's fall.

I wish I was a higher rank.

granted, you get the rank of pariyah, the lowest human level in the hindu caste system.

I wish I could walk on water.

Granted, you end up never able to swim again and you failed your swimming lessons.

I wish nerds were cooler and they don't get bullied.

Granted, now you are bulled 24/7.

I wish for the ability to transform into other living creatures.

Now a wizard appears and takes that magic away from you.

I wish I had infinite wishes so I coukld wish to destroy earth and create a new earth so I would be god of earth.

Granted, but you suddenly die as soon as you receive the wish to wish infinitely.

I wish that the person below me would wish for nothing.