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Granted, school no longer exists so everyone including you is stupid.

I wish for a wish that has never been wished.

you wished, therefore you were caught in a paradox, and all paradoxes are wiped from existience.

I wish for my parents to not be mad with power.

Granted, they stop being mad and transfer their madness to you.
I wish I could get an idea to kill Yggdrasil.

the statement is a paradox, and therefore is neither.

I wish my school teachers were less...odd.

They strangle your classmates.

I wish I had pie.

It's donkey-feces pie, and I'm sure you don't want to eat that.

I wish I had the ability to feel emotions.

It turns into a black-and-white movie festival. (NOT charlie chapelan or stuff like that)

I wish I was a moderator.

granted but you cant post anything never again.

i wish to be a magical dragon-human!

granted, you become a cross between human, and a dragon fly. your magic consists of growing flowers.

I wish I was an actual dragon like the great chinese dragon.

granted, you are a dragon on a poster.

i want to be a wizard.

you mean you wish to be a wizard, but no matter.

granted, but you can only control how loud your farts are.

I wish I could fire anti-matter beams.

Granted, but those beams just dissipate after 1 cm.

I wish That the universe is destroyed.

granted, but you all of a sudden explode. this causes the big bang.

I wish for invalid's shmooey moose (or at least for him to explain it to me.)

granted, you get one.

i wish to be aang the avatar from aang the last airbender.

Granted, everyone in the world turns into aang except you.

I wish for a large mansion.