granted... BUT someone loads it and sticks a huge metal cork in it. you accidently fire the shotgun and the bullets bounce off the cork and well... kill you
i wish i had the power to burn people (not me though) with entire mental force which is highly controlable (by me and me only) and can also blow heads off(except mine)
Well it seems like there was a army (bigger than yours) that could make anything and anyone (except me) turn into an ice cube. Then your army melted because they were all ice cubes(I believe that you melted too.
Your wish comes true...but then the creators of RPGs (lol i just noticed you bassically said "I wish that role playing games games would stop lol!)and the players get mad and kill you!
I wish that your wish came true in the opposite meaning of what i just didn't say.