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Granted, but your right hand gets forks and your left hand gets spoons...

granted, but then a mod locks it.

You get more wishes but they take 100 years to realize.

I fish for 25 cents that would be real, legal, not stealable, instant, and non-lethal

granted, you get a real, metal quarter, the day the president repeals them

You didn't wish.

you too....

I wish people who didn't make a wish was arrested.... =P

That will never become a felony.

I wish Arsenal would win the Premiership.

that will never happen because i'm bringing this thread back to life (have no idea what premiership is!)

i wish i wished something important

All your wishes from now on are ignored by all people and by EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS, EVER EXISTED, AND EVER WILL EXIST!!!
I wish that I was the KING OF THE WORLD!

. . .granted, but then you're overthrown and guillotined.

I wish I could make a wish on this thread without it being corrupted. . .

Granted, but unfortunatly you said "a wish", so I assumed it was a future wish, so your wish did nothing, and I changed thread to google.

I wish I had cheese fondue.

Granted, but it all melts and evaporates within .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds. Have a nice day.

I wish that I had a new computer.

granted, but it explodes.

I wish that I could go to taco bell and scarf down 7 tacos. . . .

Granted but your stomach explodes.

I wish my dad would at least hear me out.

granted, but he goes deaf XD

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted by the next user who posts. . . .

granted, But I punch you in the face for no reason =P