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... and then you're banned for illegal getting 1 million AP in one second.

I wish for a heavily wounded soldier's wounds to heal.

Granted, but it's an enemy soldier.

I wish I had no homework

Not granted. Cuz you will never get into college or what ever if U don't.

I wish I could destroy runescape. (No offence I just hate it)

Granted, but people who like playing it came to your house and massacred everyone

I wish i had more cookies!

Granted, but they're all poisoned.

I wish IPwnGamezz would stop wishing for cookies

Granted, but all cookies IPwnGamezz had wished goes to your house and to prevent drowning to cookies you cancel your wish!

I wish for a 20 euros...

Granted but you spent it all on a cookie

since orion's wish was cancelled i wish for a cookie mountain!

You get a cookie mountain. Due to it being an one-in-a-world tourist attraction, a lot of people come and walk around on it. It soon:

a) Crumbles away
b) Starts tasting very bad
c) Is protected from being eaten by government.

I wish for people that have AIDS to be completely healed from it. ALL OF THEM. And give whole mankind complete AIDS immunity.

they get ciphalis instead.

i wish i coud live in a closet

Richard Nixon lives in the closet with you.

I wish for Robert Pattinson to spontaneously combust right before his happiest moment.

Granted but, an assasin massacred his whole family so he never became happy again

I wish for a cookie basket this time

granted but the basket of cookies is burnt

i wish i get a million euros

the euros turn out to be mini ummm... small brown pebbles. HAHAHA!

I wish for a sandvich! a wrench, bone saw, baseball bat, fire axe, beer bottle, machete, knife and a small figurine of whoever posts below me. and a mini skeleton! those are cool.

Then when you touched each and everyone of the items you wished for they disintegrated into dust.

I wish wishes were real.

Granted, but... then how could it be granted?

Aww man, another paradox...

I wish that didn't happen (paradox material)