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Granted, but after a second she farts on you and blows up.

I wish I had a Lamborghini...

granted, but it has a car bomb in it and it explodes.

I wish I had a katana made out of wurtzite boron nitride (harder than diamond, so it won't break.)

you go to jail for theft....

I wish I had $300

Granted, but I came and stole it from you.

I wish I had 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Dollars...

Granted, but i took it all with me and bought the world

I wish i had a... Cookie! O_O

Granted, but I taked the cookie and eated it.

I wish that the "Forum Games" forum was with AP...

Granted,it now has ap but it doesnt give it to us
*technically u wished that the FORUM had ap... not that it GAVE us ap each post :P*

I wish i had another cookie! *MINE!*

Your cookie explodes.

I wish I was more awesome

Granted, you became awesome for 0.00000000000000000000000000000001 second :P

I wish I was creative...

You are, but you are additionaly very modest and/or shy. So you don't show your creativity to anyone.

I wish I had a dollar that would be real, legal, not stealable, non-lethal, and that would maintain this state for 2 days

WISH DENIED MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish I could rule the Earth!

You create the country named "Earth". Wardestroyed in 3 days.

And you're meant to Corrupt wishes, not DENY them!

I wish for pizza that I won't eat but instead give to some guy in need

The guy dies because the pizza had plague and you will go to hell for that horrible wish.

I wish I could eat bananas.

You can eat bananas, however only the ones that are not peeled and banana peels taste VERY BAD.

I wish for medical equipment to appear in the nearby hospital

It appears, but then it distappears!

I wish i had a pair of socks.