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Granted. Forum games now are too active to keep up with.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, now you due to the fact that I stapled your eyelids up. now your eyes are too dry to see.

I wish I won more at life.

granted, but you are forced to win world record tightrope endurance by an magical force doing thing for you until you reach the tightrope. once you fall, the magical force forces you to try again until you win. that way you would win one day. the granter thinks "winning" a world record.

I wish I had 98% dark chocolate.

granted, but you are the chocolate, so you would have to yourself painfully everytime.

I wish I was a knight here

Granted but everyone gets to be a knight as well

I wish to stop being lazy and start writing my fanfics and original stories

Granted, but everyone dislikes them.

I wish to be talented someday.

Granted, but it's so expensive you can't afford it. To help, a fellow hobo gave you his gravy.

I wish I was doing something better with my time right now.

Granted, but every second you waste, the next bad thing gets worse and worse

I wish I had the power to fly

Granted, but you're deported that very same day.

I wish I had the right textbook.

Granted, but Storm feels rejected and kills you.

I wish I could take all these notes in 1 second.

Granted, it's "the fantastic amazing bottle of cough drops."

I wish that my leg didn't itch.

Granted. You upper middle back itches twice as bad for five days straight.

I wish for a massive crossover game featuring EVERY LEGO FRANCHISE GAME Ever Made! and that it would work on the Wii along with all other consoles.

Granted, but only one was ever made, making you crazy over finding it and spending all your resources and money on it.

I wish I could do a backflip over a house

Granted, but everyone hates it.

I wish that the RPGs were less popular.

Granted, but counting to a hundred becomes insanely popular with users being able to reach a thousand crashing the forum game section

I wish I was a tombstone