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Granted, you are awesome, to yourself.

I wish I knew everyone in the world.

Granted. All humans know when they will die, and can live for 10 more years when they stab a rhino, or a national leader. Both go extinct in 20 years.

I wish Hollywood would make more movies about average Americans.

Granted, but unrepresented minorities start rioting.

I wish my hand didn't itch.

granted, but now you don't have an hand. (if you don't have an hand, your hand can't itch. you have no hand in the first place.)

I wish for an bitter coin poop: Rption = 73

Granted, but it's made of gossamer and olive trees.

I wish my arm was green.

And, by the way, it is possible for an extremity to itch even if it isn't attached to the body anymore.

granted, but it is so green everyone's minds explode when they look at it.

I wish my Coin landed on tails.

Granted, but now you're part tree.

I wish for the most manly armatar ever.

I would think so, people get phantom pains from detatched extremities so I would assume that phantom itching would be likely.

That was for Storm, ninja.

@manly just got ninja'd!

Granted, but you already have it.

I wish for the most legendary armatar ever

Granted but people's brains can't handle it and they start to fall out of consciousnesses.

I wish for more bananas.

Granted but you only get 2

I wish for more apples

Granted. You will be buried in 5 feet of apples the very second you step outside.

I wish someone will explain why AG put dice and coin options in the forums.

This is just for the heck of it.
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granted, but it is so green everyone's minds explode when they look at it.

gork
Anyway, they do, but the reason is so vastly incomprehensible that you give up.

I wish I was tired so I'd get my lazy self to bed.

Granted, exactly why you can't get to bed because you're too far from it

I wish I had nothing to do and earned billions from it.

Granted, you're eternally bored and everyone is out to kill you for your money.

I wish all of my laundry was done.