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granted, but you can only ever hear that song for ever

I with that I could grow fur at will.

Granted, you're only able to grow it under your arm pits.

I wish I was able to fly like superman.

Granted, but you don't have invincibility, so you get shot down by infidels.

Granted, he actually did a bad job.

That doesn't happen in real life.

I wish I could play the saxophone.

Granted, though in exchange to learning how to play it in the speed of a second, you lost your fingers due to burning them up so fast. Also your lungs gave in for blowing three years worth of air in a second. You died.

I wish I was incredibly good at guitar.

Granted, but you become so good, your fingers can't stop playing and they eventually fall off from overuse.

I wish every CD came with a CD case.

Granted, but you end up with a load of cases that you don't want because not every case came with a cd.

I wish that life made sense

Granted. I hope you won't miss cartoons and Tim Burton films, because there will be no more of those.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a world apart.

That would be amazing, granted, but you can never return to your laved ones

I wish that I could grow wings at will

Granted, but Will gets tired of you growing wings at him, so he smacks you with a Franklinator.

I wish I had a Franklinator.

Granted, but the badger is angry with you and attacks you everytime you try to use it

I wish I could run a mile in 4 min

Granted, but your body gives out and you die of exhaustion immediately afterward.

I wish Christmas didn't exist.

Granted, but then the world hates each other.

I wish that i had levitation magic that can carry any weight

Granted, but the U.N. misidentifies this special ability for North Korean spy technology, and you get sent wherever your government North Korean spies.

I wish there were 78 planets in our solar system.

Granted, but they collide so much that soon our solar system is nothing more than a huge asteroid belt.

I wish I had the final book in the series I'm reading

Granted, but you find out that the author had died leaving the final book unfinished forever.

I wish that I could create anything just by thinking about it.