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Granted, but you lose everything else in the process.

I wish I was faster than the speed of light.

Granted, You can now run faster than Toyota's latest mini-car called Light, whose top speed is 5 mph.

I wish I could turn air into any type of food I wanted, without any negative side effects.

Granted. But it turns the air in your lungs into delicious meals and you drown/choke.

I wish that my asthmatic cough would go away.

Granted, you now have a kidney problem and your brain is not on its proper position.

I wish for pokemon to become real!

Granted, you get to feed a Charazard, with your own body.

I wish to corrupt the penguin's wishes.

That's NOT granted pal! And it's called Charizard.

I wish for people to stop hating penguins.

Granted, the world is now Ice and snow

I wish that I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, but tomorrow was a mandatory school day, resulting in you being expelled.

I wish people would love me.

Granted, but you cannot go to school because you got suspended.

I wish I had a better laptop.

I grant both your wishes!
R2: but you get swamped by fan mail, so you miss any important letters you get, causing you to be behind on everything, bills, cards, etc.
apldeap: Granted, but it is only marginally better, so not worth it.

I wish that I could brake the habit of biting my nails.

Granted, but now there's a car brake rammed into your hand and it hurts extremely bad.

I wish I could float.

Granted, but you don't stop, and have to live your life with a roof over your head because your family and friends are afraid you'll float away.

I wish I could math.

Granted, but now you can't grammar

I wish I was warm.

Granted, but now you're the reason for global warming.

I wish people would stop complaining about global warming.

Granted, when they stop complaining, no one sees the end of the world coming in the form of a huge hurricane.

I wish there was a way people could know when they were going to die.