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Granted, after a few thousand wishes, there were no more wishes to be granted.

I wish that the next answer doesn't use the word "wish".

Granted but you get a sound effect swish instead.

I wish my voice didn't sound like Bob Barker's voice.

Granted, but there was a group of people about to recruit you for The Price is Right, but they go away, seeing that you've lost your Bob Barker voice.

I wish I could get out of bed.

Granted, though you got out of it, you could never come back on it ever again!

I wish I was able to eat without feeling full.

Granted, but you ate to much without noticing and your belly exploded!

I wish I didn't have to sleep anymore

Granted, your body has gotten rid of the want to sleep, but not the need. You stay up for five days, and then pass out eventually dying.

I wish I was smarter than I was now.

Granted, you create a indoors black hole that get out of control, destroying all mankind.

I wish I was able to teleport.

Granted, but because of a lil failure your inside turn out.

I wish for a cake.

Granted, but you didn't tell the genie where you wanted it, so now it's halfway across the world.

I wish I could clear my mind.

Granted, you now suffer from amnesia.

I wish for a deck of cards.

Granted, but it was scattered all across the floor. One card in your neighbor's house.

I wish I was tall, 7 feet tall.

Granted, but you hit your head in the first low ceiling that you encountered and fainted.

I wish my lunch was prepared

Granted. You get an annoying personal chef to cook all of your meals for the rest of you life. She will have the skill of Sanji, but the passionate craziness of Gramma Stuffum. Enjoy the culinary madness, if you CAN.....

I wish I owned 10% of all business in a 50 mile radius from my house.

Granted, all these companies are closed because of lack of funds and you have to sell your house in order to buy food and stay alive.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of souvlaki.

Wish Granted, you get a lifetime supply of the delicious Greek cooking, but it expires tomorrow.

I wish I wish I was a fish.