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Granted, you live forever and cry while watching all your loved ones die.

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted, but it was R2's poison cookies.

I wish I could cook.

Granted, somehow it still tastes horrible.

I wish for a lemon-cake

Granted. You will wake up tomorrow to find a giant lemon with many splits in it caked with scurvy.

I wish I had paid more attention to this thread so that I could have been post 1000.1-1000.5.

PS, This Will Work Wonderfully!

Granted, but your computer breaks.

@Clocklol u didnt wish :P

I wish i was X man

Granted,but you commit suicide with all the pain extending your claws is doing

I wish i could survive Armageddon,whatever or whenever that may be

Granted, but you are the only man alive.. so whats the point??

I wish i could turn invisible.

Granted, nobody sees you and you commit suicide from your loneliness.

I wish my parents would let me buy Destiny.

Granted,but now you play it all day and lose all friends.

I wish I dont have need to sleep? :3

Granted, for a totaly unknown reason youre going crazy.

I wish for a Milkshake!

Granted,now cows are dancing

I wish i was better at making RPGs (the game kind.)

Granted, you made so many that were so good you couldn't handle them all.

I wish the forums were more active!

Granted. The AG servers crash and crunch and everyone gets free coco until they are replaced. If you think that my cortex is busted, it is only because I created the neo illusion that my cortex is busted.

I wish I had an airbag collar.

PS, after warner brothers dropped the matrix mmo, the bandicoots took full control Of The MATRIX!!!

Granted, scientists made you a collar which bursts up every time you hit something. It keeps breaking your neck.

I wish I had infinite stamina.