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Granted,but even the tiniest wounds do OVERKILL on you.you accidentally trip and fall one day...That was your last.

I wish to have an uncursed,non-poisonous,healing potion placed right now in danwar123's (My) hand.

Granted, and it is infinite. Sadly, the bottle is made of crazy glue, and if you want it off you have to cut your dominant hand off.

I wish dragons were real.

Granted, Earth is now destroyed and full of flames.

I wish I didn't have to brush my teeth.

Granted,but everyone is avoiding you now.

I wish i become skydiver when i grow up.

Granted, but on your first dive you break your neck and die.

I wish it wasn't monday.

Granted, in germany its tuesday

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, but the sandwich is made with the most disgusting things in the world.

I wish for a UFO.

Granted, it's filled with aliens that take over the world.

I wish I knew how to play guitar.

Granted, but because of a lil "i (this means you) want to show anyone my katana-skills"-accident you lose both hands, now learn to play with your feet.

I wish for an english breakfast.

Granted, you were given a cup of tea. It was terrible.

I wish I wasn't lazy to make my breakfast.

Granted. You make incredible breakfasts. After seeing it, your neighbors get lazy and always plan on YOU making breakfast, Every day, Forever.

I wish I had a katana that can regrow missing body parts.

Granted, but you have to sacrifice a person for those parts every time you use it's power.

I wish I could type faster.

Granted, but you type so fast that you have no need to type anymore.

I wish for more wishes, so I could wish for multiple Pies.

granted, but it's a mud pie, inside of your stomach.

I wish that I could slow down time.

Granted, but every time you do it, for every second in real time that goes buy, you take away two seconds from your own life.

I wish I wasn't corrupted.