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Granted, you turn into a pansy who squeals at the mere mention of violence. People find you strange and avoid you.

I wish for a life.

Granted. Deadpool's zombie head will wake you up tomorrow morning, and will float around your head like a moon, for the next 2 years. To be kind, the time he comes is Right After he loses he body.

I wish I had the laser blasts of Cyclops, except that I can fully control the lasers and not need any visors.

Granted, somehow a evil genius encaged you in an indestructible gaol, made of mirrors.

I wish for a hot chocolate

Granted. It is then stolen and placed in a jail.

I wish I had a coconut.

Granted, It appears 100 meters directly over your head. It falls and hits you, covering you in coconut milk and knocking you unconscious.

I wish I had a unicorn.

Granted, you can go to boppins' profile anytime.

I wish I could get rid of this soar throat.

Granted, your "soar" throat soars away, leaving you with nothing to breathe through.

I wish for pears.

Granted, but I eat them all because I love pears.

I wish for apples to apples.

Granted, your apple products started thinking they were fruits and snuck themselves into your food for you to eat them.

You wish for...?

I wish that i can teleport.

Granted. Your wish is teleported to SirLegendary's post, who then teleports to your exact coordinates, and you two become a two headed human who can teleport.

I wish I had master-level katana skills.

Granted. You become thread to town and policemen put you to jail.

I wish for LG TV.

Granted, as soon as you take it home, it explodes, ruining your living room.

I wish for a hot tub.

Granted,the tub is boiling.You burn to death.

I wish for a stick.

Granted, but it's a very sticky stick that sticks to you.

I wish for the letter b .