Granted. Every day for the next month will be brought to YOU by a random letter of the alphabet, starting tomorrow with the letter b. Strangely entertaining puppets will pop out of no where and sing a song about today's letter for one minute every 44 minutes.
Granted. It is a taffy tank. It scoops you up and stretches you beyond what normal people are capable of, then shredded out the front. The taffy tank then rolls over you in search of other things to treat likewise.
Granted. The chocolate flows from a portal that happened to appear in your stomach at the same time you get the hiccups. The case lasts forever and all your hiccups make chocolate bubbles. They are edible and yummy, but no one is willing to find out themselves.
I wish for a Marvel/One Piece or a One Piece/DC Crossover anime filler arc.