You corrupt the previous posters wish than make your own wish. Begin!I wish for a pony! (lul)
Granted, but all the forum games got flooded.
I wish I was first in the Hero Board.
Granted, but next day you get banned because you cheated.
I wish i can teleport.
Granted, but you get trapped in the space-time continuum.
I wish for an alien spaceship.
Granted, but they eat you after they take you to their planet.
I wish i have newest Samsung Galaxy.
Granted, someone steals it from you to sell it.
I wish I had a baked potato.
Granted, but delivery man ate it before you got it.
I wish i have a golden retriever.
Granted, but it turned out to be just as rough as the dog from Marley and Me.
I wish I had someone who would die for me.
Granted, but its Morgan Freeman.
I wish I was horribly disfigured.
Granted, but France loves your ugly ugly face. You are elected the new President of France, and every French Patriot attacks each other until they all look kinda like you!!
I wish I had a beagle.
Granted, a rabid beagle terrorizes your life.
I wish I could teleport.
Granted, but every time you do some one dies.
I wish I had a piece of toast.
Granted, a huge piece of disgusting whole-grain toast falls on your house. It takes years to eat it.
I wish for the ability to ressurect the dead.
You resurrect zombies and start a zombie apocalypse.
I with a had 20000000 quests
Granted. You first quest puts a $1,000,000 bounty on you head. You die just before you finish the last quest.
I wish I was The Dude for a day.
Granted, you gained a small amount of testosterone for becoming more of a dude for a day.
I wish that the concert happening outside my apartment would shut the hell up.
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