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Granted, they stop the concert, and you get a great night's sleep. Tomorrow Morning, you will wake up to find a pair of Bose headphones superglued to you head. They are connected to your phone, which has been superglued to your right shoulder. The Full Concert Is Playing Forever. Only invasive surgery can save your sanity.

I wish SirLegendary's torture goes down as a new Internet meme.

Wish granted, but it only lasts for five minutes.

I wish it would be spring already.

It's Spring. But not in your Country!

I wish to be a President!

Granted, you opened an organization for lonely people, which only one person is a part of. You are president of that lonely organization.

I wish I could post more.

Granted, you post so much as a result getting banned.

I wish I had a delicious donut.

Granted, but it has some of R2D2's cookie poison in it AND YOU DIE.

@nivlac724 You have to wish for something.

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted.

Granted, you can only be invisible at a second per time with a twenty-four hour cooldown period.

I wish I had the power to fly.

Granted, but you can't control it and you crush into a building.

Granted nothing. You have to wish.

I wish I had a laptop that could do anything technologically.

Granted, but it overheats and burns.

I wish i am perfect at everything.
(And i didn't notice that i didn't wish)

Granted. You are now perfect at pointing out the errors of everyone around the world, but only in ten-year-old language.

I wish I had an Iron Man armor.

Granted, but it's so heavy you can't move.

I wish my toes were stretchy.

Granted, but you cant walk because its only stretchy part.

I wish i can look into the future.

Granted. You go insane and blind because you see every possible future for every living being on earth for the next 5 hours.

I wish for a universal charger that can work for anything made and can adapt for anything to be made. My laptop charger can only work now with STAPLES jammed into it!!! LITERALLY!!!