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Granted but then you flew, got hit by a rainbow, turned brown and fell into the Hudson River.

I wish I had 3 eyes.

Granted, but you cannot open more than 1 at a time. Your third eye is teal with a solid red pupil. It can travel along any solid surface, but often people will prank your body while you are spying.

I wish it would be so cold tonight that my college classes would be canceled tomorrow.

Granted, Earth goes into another ice age. No more school forever!

I wish more people would join forum games.

Granted, so many people join that they had to make the timer before posting even long, from 30 seconds to 30 minutes.

I wish I had the athletics of Cristiano Ronaldo or Kobe Bryant.

Granted but then you trip on a rock and just so happen to go off the edge of a cliff into an alligator infested lake and then an atomic bomb goes off and the world ends.

I wish I was an Oscar Myer wiener.

Granted, right after turning into a wiener, you were eaten by an Oscar award winner.

I wish I could just a hundred feet into the air.

Granted. Your Nitroglycerin necklace explodes after you sneeze and your head gets shredded by an airplane flying 1500 feet in the air.

I wish I had a lake in my backyard.

Granted (I again you mentioned jump) but as you take your first jump a plane comes by and you get hit by it.(100 ft isn't very high is it?)

I wish the pandas roamed free in America.

Granted, but people are locked in cages because pandas are soo cute.

I wish i can convert dust into gold.
PS: @pandaitis welcome to the forums!

Granted, but instead of turning dust into gold, you teleport gold from some random place in the world and send the dust to take its place. It is all fun and games for a month, then Interpol arrests you and ships you to Mars.

I wish Mars-travel was faster and NOT ONE WAY.

Sorry I said the jump thing instead of the lake one, posting things in forums isn't working on my laptop so I guess I posted it to late once I got it to work a little.

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Granted, but the speed will you age you ten years every time you travel there.

I wish I understood every language!

Granted. You can understand it but can't talk it.
-I wish everyone is smarter.

And Panda, just check what you've written before you submit. Or atleast edit text if you missed something, don't post for no reason.

Granted, you're intelligence was left behind.

I wish I could lift two tons!

Granted but life misheard and made you able to lift 2 tones so... good luck with that!

I wish I was able to control fire (I would practice my newest hobby! Arsonism )