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Granted, but no one understands what you are trying to say.

I wish I could materialize every thought.

Granted, a fridge falls on your head.

I wish I had a piece of cheese.

Granted, but everyone start to slap it.

I wish I had 2 monitors.

Granted. Two monitor lizards fall on your head. When you recover, they begin to nag you for food. When you do not feed them at all, they eat you.

I wish for a computer program that is only 500 characters long, and it would make any and every computer 2x better than quantum computing, and can be used on every computer ever made.

Granted, i destroy every computer in the world

I wish people were more active here

Granted. Your hometown becomes the favorite retirement town for most retired athletes. Everyone becomes an all star in at least 2 sports.

I wish I had my own personal Dreamworks Minion, who can become a monster and calm down whenever he or she wants. There must be SOME females of the species somewhere on earth, right??

Granted, but his, or hers parent came and carried him, or her away.

I wish TMNT really exist.

Granted, but they are 4 people dressed as TMNT thet kill people for no reason.

I wish that I could understand what animals think/talk.

Granted, all the animals are thinking of rebelling against humans and they kill you for knowing too much.

I wish my dad's back would not hurt anymore.

Granted, but now it hurts you.

I wish i have genious mind.

Granted, but you can't handle mankind stupidity and kill yourself.

I wish for 17 knives.

Granted. They are stored in a pocket dimension in your thigh and can be accessed through your pants at any time. At the cost of near debilitating pain every time you take some out or put some back.

I wish for rainbow colored grass to grow around me for miles.

Granted, but people become afraid of your power to make rainbow grass, and you are exiled. The government then holds you captive while they examine your powers.

I wish a pair of rubber gloves.

Granted ripped out of your beating spleen. Better grammar leads to better corruptions.

I wish "Afro Samurai" was the biography of the next poster.

I have the razor.

I wish for a piece of bavarian chocolate cake.
(What could go wrong?)