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Granted, and you loved how it tasted. Too bad it was stolen by you from some local skinheads.

I wish I had complete psychic mastery of plastic and rubber.

Granted, I become a puddle of goo.

I wish for wings.

Granted, you get attacked by a bunch of eagles.

I wish for a million subscribers

Granted, but you only get 10 views.

I wish for money.

Granted, but it's in Russian rubles, so it's worthless almost the second you get it. *laughs about the Russian economy putin sux lolololololol*

me wish 4 putin to no suck

Granted, but before he stopped to suck, he heard that you said that he sucked and sent soldiers to kill you.

I wish a duck could live in my house.

Granted, but the duck became too big and destroyed the house.

I wish for a "respawn button" in life.

Granted, but it broke and you don't have enough yellow coins.
(Anti-Idle reference)

I wish to be on the moon.

Granted, but you don't have any oxygen supplies, so you die.

I wish for a rabbit.

Granted, Gantic killed the count again.

I wish I was as intellectually prepared for a debate as Fish.

Granted, but now you ARE a fish.
I wish for a website!

Granted. But too much of information made you dumb again.
I wish I died.

Granted but now your in hell.
I wish I had Meghan Fox as a gf.

Granted, but now she will ask you for all your money, she will leave you dirt poor, and then you will be unhappy forever.

I wish i could change my armatar