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Granted, but it doesn't work anymore

I wish I could control the economy of the world!

Granted but it crashes more then anytime before right as you gain control and people blame you

I wish for more posts (this is my 600th)

Granted, you'll recieve so many posts it's going to bug and become negative numbers D:

I wish I could sleep better

Granted, you sleep for 999999*slowly cuts out* years

I wish for a wish that is not a wish

Granted, but it will be corrupted and something will get worse

I wish that I knew everything for tomorrow's Portuguese test

Granted but you forget that people are supposed to use a toilet

I wish for fish shaped sediment

Granted, but animals would try to eat the sediment, then they would die and the number of fishes would grow a lot, and they would evolve and destroy the humanity!

I wish that today was tomorrow already!

Granted, but the next tomorrow never comes.

I wish someone will corrupt my wish.

Granted, someone will corrupt your next wish

I wish that my next wish was 150% less corrupted

Granted, but your next wish is now 150% more corrupted to make it up.

I wish for super l33t skills.

Granted, but you have leet skills in another language

I wish I could use my computer at any time in my "holydays"

Granted,you can use your computer in your holyday...city.(obligatory reference here)

I wish those monkeys wold stop sending zeppelins at each other.

Granted, now they don't send zeppelins, they send bloons

I wish I were lucky

Granted, but every month you will have a stroke of bad luck all in one day to even out all that good luck from the rest of the days of the month.

I wish to corrupt more wishes.

Granted, but you'll corrupt your own wishes!

I wish I had a lot of money