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Granted, but you think you have no classes the next week too, but you do.

I wish for a towering pillar of hats.

Granted, but the hats are actually evil monsters who attack you while you sleep! D:

I wish for more wishes

Fine, but you wont know what to wish for

I wish I could fly to the moon and kill a pig

Granted, but you can't breath in the Moon

I wish that someday I could travel to The Moon

Granted. The hulk appears at lunch tomorrow and kicks you to the moon.

I wish I was better at poker.

Granted, but you eventually lose all your money in it

I wish I had more patience

Granted, so you will now wait patiently for that person claiming to be an Indian prince and long-lost relative, who asked for your bank account information to send you your money...

I wish for world peace.

That reminds me of a very great comic strip. I corrupt your wish by giving it to you. I am extremely sorry that it is very blurry.

I wish I could be a one hit wonder.

Granted. Everyone wonders why I always get knocked out whenever I get hit in any possible sense of the word.

I wish for orange juice.

Granted, but you can't drink any other juices for a year.

I wish my computer was better.

Granted. Your computer will be better at everything... making you obsolete.

I wish for complete immunity to disease.

Granted, but you are more vulnerable to viruses, infections and disorders.

I wish for lots of happiness.

Granted, but I got lots of happiness instead

I wish for more money

Fine but you spend it all on a charity that is for something useless like everyone buy crocs and proceed to throw them away charity!

I wish I was able to game all week long

Granted, but you get bored from games after that

I wish that I was the best person in the world with games... all games!