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Granted, but politicians felt like they didn't want the job anymore. No one did. So countries plunged into chaos.

I wish I had infinite coffee.

Granted, but you drown in the liquid sea of coffee.

I wish the weekend was three days long instead of just two.

Granted, but the third weekend is treated like a weekday.

I wish that I could control an object's time.

Granted, but you don't know how.

I wish I could kill anyone instantly, without anybody knowing I did it.

Granted, the first person you kill will be yourself and nobody will know anything.

I wish to always get the best results in everything automatically.

Granted, but such amount of perfectness will make others hate you because you are the best.

I wish a palm trees could grow in winter.

Granted. Now only palm trees grow in winter.
I wish to be happy.

Granted for one millisecond

I wish for infinite wishes

Granted, but you can only wish specific things at specific times.

I wish for a dream.

Granted, but it's a nightmare

I wish for a fish on this dish

Granted, but it's an inedible fish.

I wish to be at peace.

Granted, you died.

I wish for a ton of Christmas presents.

Granted: 2,000 pounds of coal wrapped up nicely.

I wish for a massive feast for christmas

@SirLegendary that hurts..
Granted, but the food is all poison.

I wish to know many stories.

Granted, all of your memory is now replaced with stories about one random rock in space.

I wish for many family members to come for Christmas