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Granted, you win the lottery for your death and the manner in which your death would occur.

I wish for a deck of playing cards which can double as a weapon.

(What's with all the death...?)

Granted, however their are images on the cards of specific parts of your body, should the cards suffer any damage, the part corresponding to the image will also get hurt.

I wish for a Keyblade.

Granted, but it's totally useless in a real fight because it's made out of cardboard.

I wish for a great breakfast.

Granted, a giant bowl of cereal appears in your house and floods the place.

I wish for the ability to use magic.

Granted but you can only use it at the cost of your life.

I wish I could watch all the movies in the world in one second.

Granted, but your brain shuts down from all of the information pouring into it.

I wish I could see perfectly in the dark.

Granted, but you can't see anything well during the day

I wish we could skip October and November and go straight to December

Granted, but October and November will no longer exist, and December will become three times longer and colder.

I wish to have all of the knowledge of everything on the internet.

Granted, but a lot of the knowledge is fake. Like more than 50% of it.

I wish I wasn't so socially awkward.

Granted, you become a hermit living away from society.

I wish for a magical quill pen that materializes/realizes everything I write on paper.

Granted, but it has no ink in it whatsoever and it doesn't leave any markings on the paper no matter how hard it writes.

I wish that I didn't lose my USB.

Granted, but you lost your laptop/desktop.

I wish I had a working desktop.

Granted, your desktop now works as your boss in life. You can't disobey his orders.

I wish I was a kangaroo.

Granted, but you can do any normal human things anymore. You also lose your mind and start punching yourself regretting your actions.

I wish I had ton of cash in my pocket.

Granted, but due to this, you immediately get robbed at gunpoint.

I wish wires and cables didn't exist.