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Granted, but they're worth nothing

I wish I had a tasty tres leches cake to eat right now.

Granted, but we will get arrested for having a cake.

I wish I could fly :O

Granted, but you will have a 99% chance of failing to fly.

I wish for a vanilla cake that isn't poisoned

Granted, but it's so hard you can't chew it.

I wish for world domination.

Granted, but you don't dominate the world, you are a poor slave

I wish for a new bracelet

Granted, but it's cursed and cuts off your wrist.

I wish for a kitten.

Granted, but he leaves and we never see him again D:

I wish the kitty would come back :/

Granted, but he's injured and almost dead.

I wish to cure the kitty.

Granted, but now it's mine and you can't have it back.

I wish for companion for the kitty

Granted, but it's I and apgc.

I wish for Kali to die so @armorplayergc and I have the kitty for ourselves.

Granted, but Kali's death makes the kitty cry :c

I wish the kitty could stop crying

Granted, but now I'm crying instead.

I wish for the kitty to be happy.

Granted, but we all are sad now! D: *falls in the ground and starts crying*

I wish we all could stop crying!

Granted, but the kitty started crying...

I wish nobody was crying.

Granted, but there is so much laughter people cry anyway.

I wish for the worst day ever.