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Granted, you magically appear on the surface of Mars when it happens.

I wish I had super speed.

Granted, but your super speed caused you to go to another dimension.

I wish ACISIIXVIII wasn't in another dimension.

Granted, but he appears in the middle of an ocean in the Earth :/

I wish ACISIIXVIII wasn't in the middle of an ocean D:

Granted, now you are!

I wish for a dolphin

Granted, but it's more of a a killer whale. Moreover, the water tank takes up lots of space.

I wish I were a sorcerer.

Granted, but you don't know how to control your powers and you kill a cat by accident!

I wish for no more nightmares

Granted, now I have them all(

I wish I could revive that cat...

Granted, but now it's a dog

I wish you didn't have my nightmares (they're quite horrible)

Granted, now everybody else has nightmares.

I wish for potatoes.

Potato eyes will watch you in your sleep as you live a potato life in a potato town with potato arms and potato legs, living with a potato family and talking to potato friends until your whole mind and heart are consumed by the idea of the potato, by the love of the potato, by the feel of the potato, again and again all you have are potatoes until your dreams and your death are marked and scarred by potatoes, etched into your potato mind with the edge of a potato blade, full of cold, hard, raw potatoes, and at the end as your greasy hands try to climb out of your potato hell you'll find that the only thing you are trying to achieve is potato.

Yeah this makes me want some potato chips. I wish for french fries.

Granted, you get some fried French people.

I wish for a car.

Granted, you get a toy car.

Wish you were here!

Granted, but you were here first.

I wish for silver.

Granted, you get one atom of Ag.
(Ag as in the atomic symbol of silver, not as in Armorgames)

I wish to be able to stop time.

Granted, but time is frozen, forever.

I wish i could unfreeze the time.