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Granted. Now everybody else is dirty.

I wish everybody just died off.

Granted. *crickets cuz there's nobody left on the earth* (not even you @Saiyoku)

I wish all my homework was done on time.

Granted, but you have a corrupted school that needs bribing in order to get good grades. You drop out and eventually lose your home as well, sinking into homelessness.

I wish for moe puns possible for Moegreche :>

Granted, but the moe and moe puns you hear, the worse they get.

I wish my school did not run on bribery and I got my house back. (please, Measure S)

Granted, your school runs on manual labor in the mines and you live in a cold, dark shack.

I wish for an extra hand.

Granted, but it appears on a rather unfun spot..?

I wish for more Lazerhawk

Granted, you get a laser strapped to a hawk.

I wish to be more decisive.

Granted, you decide you want a piano falling on your head. You died.

I wish for that!

Granted, you get that but also this.

I wish for a pair of scissors.

Granted, but they are so big you can't handle them

I wish for snow this Winter

Granted, it'll be snowing in Earth's Moon.

I wish for Summer!

Granted, the sun shines trillions of UV rays just on you and the temperature climbs to 143 degrees Celsius.

I wish for more energy.

Granted, you get heat energy on you. You get burned from it.

I wish I can power the world.

Granted, you overpower the earths core and kill everyone you love via heat expansion.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted or messed up in any way.

Granted, you die from the plague. You didn't state what you wanted so I just picked a wish at random. :/

I wish for super-intelligent lemurs.