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Granted, but everyone is creeped out by the fact that you are carrying around a skeleton and speaking with it.

I wish for a terrible boat that sinks and brings me down with it

Granted, you die.

I wish that snapchat wouldn't exist.

Granted, a new app sweeps the nation and its called "AlbumChat"

I wish the next person to post says granted and nothing else.

Granted and nothing else.

I wish for a golden key.

Granted, but it weighs 50,000,000,000 tons.

I wish for better headphones.

Granted, you go deaf.

Wish I could grow my hair long

granted but you have head lice

I wish for a degree in forums

Granted, but forums exist no more.

I wish I didn't need sleep!

Granted, you die of insomnia.

I wish for good TV shows.

Granted, nobody likes them except you and as a result they die after a season.

I wish for summer

Granted, and you burn because the weather is 100,000 degrees Fahrenheit to you.

I wish my golden key was lighter from being 50,000,000,000 tons.

Granted, now you have a golden lighter!

I wish for a piano.

Granted, but it falls from the space and you can barely dodge it

I wish Sai's piano could be fixed

Granted, now she's cursed and can't play anything else.

I wish for a crystal ball.

Granted, but its really big, and coming at you really fast. INdiana jones style if you know what I mean. (AKA you're most likely going to die)

I wish for really dull sword.