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(Jokes on you, I don't have a sister!)

Granted, it's a pocket hunting rifle which constantly jams itself whilst firing.

I wish for the next person to receive flowers.

Granted, but they become flowers.

Wish you were here!

Granted, but now I'm sitting in your chair. Eating your food.

I wish for peanuts.

Granted, you're allergic to peanuts.

I wish I had another chair to sit on myself.

Granted, but there's a big'ol metal spike in the middle of it.

I wish for less lag when playing mmo's

Granted, everything else is laggy.

I wish for Nujabes' return

I shall try! @Nujabes !?!

I wish for infinite 5-hour energies.

Granted, but boy oh boy do people think you have an addiction.

I wish for a mansion

Granted, but you can't stay in the mansion since it's the home of a bloodthirsty werewolf.

I wish for more time.

Granted, you get more time on your next academic test.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but others will not have immortality.

I wish for good luck!

Granted, it last for a day and then afterwards everything goes terribly wrong!

I wish for a new nickname!

Granted, your nickname is "The Dragon".

I wish for a pencil.

Granted, its broken.

I wish for all you peasants to from now on call me "THE DRAGON" All rights are belonging to and of @Ramit12

Granted although the word dragon in their language means fool.

I wish for a sack of potatoes.

(Btw I would happily take more time on my next test).