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Granted, here comes the SirLegedary we longed for, but now he's an evil dictator who works us to the bone.

I wish the makers of my favorite bot got their dreams fulfilled.

Granted, their nightmares are fulfilled.

I wish to be omnipresent.

Granted, you're bleeding permanently and everybody hates you.

I wish to be a phantom thief

Granted, but you were caught by the police. Your going to jail.

I wish Sai wasn't in jail.

Granted, Sai goes to prison instead.

I wish that things weren't so expensive.

Granted, but the world economy is completely destroyed and as a result, 6.5 billion people now live in poverty. Way to go, man.

I wish I knew how to play piano.

Granted, however you don't know how to do anything else.

I wish that I had a self-driving car.

Granted, but it has a very poor AI and gets into an accident every time you try to use it.

I wish for an arsenal of fireworks.

Granted, they all run into you after firing, you die.

I wish I could visit different worlds.

Granted, but you can never return to Earth ever again.

I wish I would stop coughing. (IRL)

Granted, now you can't stop sneezing. (Get well soon)

I wish there was more shooting stars memes.

Granted, there are now memes of people shooting stars with space lasers. (Thanks!)

I wish that I could dance.

Granted, but you broke your legs on your practice

I wish for food

Granted, but it's always spinach.

I wish for a machine that creates ideas.

Granted, and you become obsolete and you got fired from your job.

I wish for a piano.